Father It has been a while since my last confession. …
It’s a chore isn’t it? Something to have endless sleepless nights over. To ponder for hours.
Just how do you cut a cake into anything other than four?
I don’t know and I don’t care. There is never any reason for cutting a cake into more than four as far as I am concerned.
If there are eight of you, buy two cakes. For six slices you still buy two cakes and cut them both into four. Then you have leftovers for teatime the next day too.
Apparently though that is unreasonable. We do need to know how to cut cake into something other than four or eight, or six. For people can’t work it out for themselves, or cut it into six slices when they need five and simply eat the extra one.
Apparently we need this:
An app that allows you to photograph your cake, select how many slices you need and then watch in wonder as it shows you just how to cut it to the required amount.
Don’t thank me