This is a bit of a combined post for Ranty Friday this week. I was asked by Helen Neale over at Stickers, Stars and Smiles if I would like to write down my three things that would go into Room 101 and I thought those things would make me so ranty that the post could double up. I am trying to limit my ranting you see, so didnt want to have too many in one week.
You know about Room 101, right? The place where things you cannot abide, all get banished.
So with that in mind, shall we just get on with it?
I don’t mean people that drive in the middle lane of motorways. Or people that steal the parking space you had your eye on. No. I am talking about people that do this:
Parking on the sodding pavement. Every single time I see this I shout “HOW WILL SOMEBODY WITH A BUGGY GET DOWN HERE?”. Now I grant you that there are not going to be a huge number of buggies at 10.30pm when this was taken but that is not the point. I see this ALL the time and it drives me demented. There is no need for it and I am pretty sure it is illegal too.
If you do it. Stop it.
Yep. Now this next one is controversial I know. But why would you want a greenhouse attached to your house? They are like ovens in the summer so you can’t sit in them and in the winter they are so damn cold you won’t sit in them either.
You have to spend a fortune on blinds to keep the sun out and so what is the point?
Why don’t you just build an extension?
Seriously people, we are not designed to live under glass. Glass is for tomatoes. Not people.
Thirdly and by no means least
Yes pigeons. What is the point of a pigeon? They don’t look nice. They don’t sing beautifully. They get everywhere and they are basically vermin. I hate the miserable little sods. They keep bouncing round our garden and POOING on the patio. The table. The bedroom window when they hang their arses off the roof.
They are pointless. Pointless miserable horrid bossy birds.
So there you have it, my Ranty Friday meets Room 101. What would you put in? Leave me a comment below
Or if you have had a good rant this week, please link it up.