Mercure Bristol and National Chocolate week
“I have been asked if we want to go to Bristol for a chocolatey weekend as part of National Chocolate Week. It’s to stay at the Mercure and sample their “Chocolate Unwrapped” experience. It includes dinner, chocolate Martinis, overnight stay in the hotel, and a spa treatment each with a chocolate massage“
“Bristol? You would go to Aberdeen for that wouldn’t you?!”
“I would go to sodding Abu Dhabi for the night for that”.
Some things land in my inbox that just make me squeal out loud and this was certainly one of those. Not just an overnight stay in a hotel but also chocolate?! That is in the “died and gone to heaven” category of blog opportunities.
We have stayed at a Mercure before and whilst it was “perfectly adequate” we weren’t blown away by it. Unlike the Malmaison we had stayed in the weekend before. We arrived at the Mercure expecting it to be your average inner city hotel room.
And first impressions on arriving in the car park confirmed that though, I have to say. Back of the hotel, up some metal steps to a door with a buzzer to be let in. It is not the most exciting of entrances and as you arrive into a bland hotel corridor with a sign that says “Reception and toilets” you do feel a bit “Oh. This is not shaping up to be great”.
That thought process though quickly began to change as we approached reception and were greeted by a very smiley lady who asked if she could help us. As she checked us in she also enquired about our journey, could she make us a reservation for dinner and did we need directions anywhere in the city.
All done in minutes and we were given directions to our room.
Now this is really where my pre conceived ideas were blown away. The room was huge, had a separate entrance lobby and a lovely big bathroom with a double shower and a free standing Victorian bath.
The one thing we didn’t have however was tea bags. Big mistake. Do they not know what a tea bag I am?!! Quickly resolved though when we mentioned it to our waitress over dinner. She swiftly returned with a plate of teabags and a jug of fresh milk declaring “I hate UHT so thought you might like this”.
Nespresso machine was a nice touch, but I thought it a bit odd that a room for two had three pods. Pods? Are they pods? You know what I mean, the coffee filled things. Who gets the second one?
Dinner was good value, £17 for two courses. My steak wasn’t great if I am honest, but then I am a bit of a steak snob unfortunately. Mr B really enjoyed his chicken though. This being chocolate week we had a chocolatey dessert board for afters, lots of blocks of chocolate and a little polt of melted chocolate with fruit to dip which was really delicious.
Oh and um… we got a chocolate Martini each. Well umm in theory we got one each but as I was going to be writing this post it seemed only fair that I drank them both. You know, just to make sure they were both up to standard, you know?
I can safely say they were delicious.
Now what my steak lacked was more than made up for with breakfast. Now I love a hotel breakfast. Who doesn’t? And this one was quite possibly the best I have ever had. Not only where there the usual things like eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns but also hot waffles, a cold meat platter, cheeses, pastries and pork pie. Yes. Pork pie. FOR BREAKFAST. I thought I had died and gone to heaven.
It was superb. Tea and toast on the table. Really smiley staff (even at 8am on a Saturday morning), good quality food, I couldn’t fault it. And believe me I really tried.
The last part of our chocolately weekend was the spa treatment. Now if I was going to be critical I would have to say that when I envisage a hotel spa I don’t think of it as a separate building across the car park. Mr B really wanted to just get up on Saturday morning and go to the spa but felt a bit awkward wandering outside in his dressing gown. It would have been much nicer if it was part of the hotel. That said, the spa was fabulous, and very accessible if you are in a wheelchair, and even had a lift inside too for those who find stairs tricky.
(oh and whilst I am grumbling, sorry, but I have to mention it. I think charging £12 for the hotel car park is a bit mean. Sorry but I have never paid for a hotel car park when I have been a guest, even at an inner city hotel).
Mr B actually thought I was joking when I told him we were having chocolate back massages. SO not his thing normally. But he seemed quite at home in the spa as we waited to shown to our “couples room” and asked to strip off and lie on the beds.
The massage was fabulous but it did seem a terrible waste of an emormous amount of chocolate (have you seen the surface area of my back? It must have needed at least half a kilo). Mr B said he felt like he was an giant Aero bar as we left.
All in all we had just the best weekend. A real giggle and such a treat at the end of a really full on couple of weeks. As a chocolate lover I was in heaven. As somebody who also likes good customer service it was a real treat to be on the receiving end of alot of it. From the minute we arrived to the minute we left we felt looked after.
And you can’t really ask for more than that of a hotel, can you?
Overnight stays at the Mercure Holland House Hotel and Spa are from just £79
We were guests of the hotel so our bill was paid for us. All thoughts and photos are our own.
Image of Bristol Cathedral courtesy of Shutterstock
Yum! I want a chocolate hotel. A whole hotel made of chocolate. *drifts off into dreamy land*
ooooh, that sounds lovely, especially the chocolate Martini!
I do agree with you about the spa being part of the hotel, so much nice not to have to leave the building. x
wow, chocolate Martini’s & pork pie for breakfast…I’m sold!
Oh sweet Jeebus – that is my idea of heaven! It sounds like you had a thoroughly scrummy time there. Being not far from Bristol myself, I may have to nudge the other half for a little treat when we’re able to grab a babysitter. That, or I could just go on my own and indulge. You’re making me hungry!!!
If only I had known that the Mercure offers chocolate spa treatments. I would have been there in an instant – especially as it’s literally 15 minutes away from me. I’m glad that you had a great time and that the customer service was outstanding doesn’t surprise me at all – Bristolians are the friendliest bunch of people you will ever meet 😉
You’re so dedicated drinking both of those martinis in the name of research 😉
It sounds like you had a great time and I’m very jealous x x
Oh wow! That sounds totally amazing! Glad you had such a wonderful weekend!
That sound fabulous! A chocolate massage!! I have never heard of that but I definitely want one, swiftly followed by a chocolate martini. I am lookin at booking a city break and I m definitely going to check out a Mercure hotel as it sounds great.
Oh Em Gee sounds like chocolate heaven to me. You have just described my idea of paradise! Sounds like the perfect weekend treat
I’ve only come on here to remind myself what the chocolate martini looked like…….happy days.. B
OH MY LORDY LORD!
Actual heaven.
A chocolate massage has now become my life’s goal 😀 x
Oh I now I want chocolate have have none! Damn you!
And I thought you wanted to share stories, Bruce 😉
Loved the idea of pie for breakfast! and a chocolate martini sounds amazing! hope you got the recipe to share with us all!
Sounds amazing! I would totally be in heaven there, might have to make a trip to Bristol to catch up with Carolin and stay here 😉
Sounds divine, but 3 pods??? I would drink them to myself poor hubby would be dying of thirst 😉 x
That sounds like such fun…. I LOVE the sound of the martinis and the breakfast. If you could have them together that would be perfect! 😀
I once had the same thing: Spa Hotel where the Spa was across the carpark from the hotel and you were encouraged to wander round in your robe. Odd. Especially as when I walked back to the hotel there was a wedding reception on the front lawn. I mean, who wants a batch of women in robes walking through your mingling guests on the happiest day of your life?
You had me at chocolate martini …..
Those martins look incredible, and I know someone who would adore a chocolate massage 🙂
I stayed at the Mercure in Manchester and it was really excellent, fabulous food and sadly I’ve paid for hotel parking lots of times. Lots like a lot of fun. Mich x
Great review – told me everything I ought to know.
Will make a note of your post and include it in this month’s BritMums travel round-up which will be published next week.
Sounds like ruddy good value – and a laugh too. Love how honest your review is x
i think i would have died and gone to chocolate heaven if i had recieved such an email in my inbox! i think it is very good value too and if i were covered in chocolate for a massage i would want to lick myslef clean lol x
Oh it sounds utterly fabulous