Got that?
I
am
not
a
potato.
Nor am I a butternut squash
On a regular basis I get messages like this:
I am a duck
I have a big red bill
A bill in the middle of my face. A big red bill.
Got that? A duck. I am a duck with a pinata mask
Ranty Friday today is setting the record straight. Once and for all.
Oops! For a while I must admit I thought it was a potato until I looked closely. *hangs head in shame*
Do I admit it – I may have thought you were a potato, dressed up like a duck with a funky mask on!! #oops
Noooo ladies, don’t do it, say you always knew she was a duck, that you don’t know what she’s talking about, about a potato! You don’t want to see the potato rage. I promise!!!
Fab post T xxx
Ohhhh piñata mask!! I knew it was a duck but thought it had those 70s retro sunglasses.
I couldn’t see properly on my tiny iphone screen all those years ago we started following on Twitter, so I looked at it on my computer. It was quite obviously a duck with a pinata. I have never seen a potato with and eye mask or a red nose, not even on Red Nose Day. Great post.
For months I thought you were an onion.
Tee hee you tell ’em!!!
Oop, at a cursory glacé I too thought you were a dressed up potato *ducks in shame* *and then ducks again for using such an atrocious pun this early in the morning*
I can pat myself on the back and say I KNEW it was a duck!
I was in the butternut squash camp for a while. Quackers, I know….
I knew you were a duck, it was the mask that threw me, very mysterious!
I knew you were a duck!! Honest!!! Truely!!! After I had a look at you closely!!
Damn! I thought you were a banana!!!
No, I knew you were a Rubber Duckie really. You’re lucky I didn’t steal you at Brit Mums as Izzy needs some new Rubber Ducks for the bath and I couldn’t stretch to the Harrods ones I saw on Sunday! 😉 xxx
Heh heh heh you need a side on shot that’ll show em! *runs off to find a butternut squash and a pinata mask*
GENIUS!
I knew she was a duck! Silly people!
Better watch out.
“Sorry I haven’t a clue!” resumes on Radio 4 and contains an answer to a question ;
“How do you stop large bills coming through your letter-box?”
Mrs T R Ellis [North Wales] says: “Shoot the ducks”.
What about a 3 d version?
worked out it was a duck fairly early on, but always thought it was a sleep mask circa 1970! haha x
May I ask WHY you are a duck without getting shouted at? 😉
Totally never thought you were a potato….*cough*
I was in butternut squash camp too (hides from angry duck) hee hee but now so tempted to create a butternut squash copy of you 🙂
The beak is well hidden under the mask. I know I tweeted you at Xmas when I saw a butternut squash in my MIL’s kitchen. It was like staring you in the face!