What to buy the person who has everthing

I have spent a fair amount of time sorting out Christmas. Organising various food deliveries, tidying the spare bedroom, buying presents for teachers, friends, grown ups, teenagers and the dog. And I have decided that people fall into one of four categories:

They give you a list. In the case of my children when they were small the list also had Argos Catalogue numbers on it.
You know exactly what to buy and where to get it
You come across something and shout “yes, that. That is perfect”.
Or you shout “what to buy for the person who has everything” and you trawl the internet whilst scratching your head

I got an email last night from a friend who will remain nameless but let’s just call her Annie for the sake of this post. Annie had come across a product that she had declared “is perfect for the person who has everything, such as Mummy Barrow”.

The email just contained a link to said product. So on my phone I quickly opened up the link. Eager to see what on earth could have caused Annie to email me at 9.30pm with such a declaration.

A giant Martini glass?

A never ending supply of chocolate?

Unlimited cake?

James Nesbitt?

Nope. None of those.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you:

Yes. Really.

There is nothing further to say. I am speechless. Just so many questions. Why? Who? How? WHAT?

And now I have to write about this thing. And I have to put tags for search engines and I am not sure I want people putting those two words into Google and finding this blog.

I had a lovely post planned today all about Christmas trees. With a picture of our tree. I wrote it earlier this week when I was planning a whole week of Christmassy posts. It has pictures of our pretty lights and home made baubles and glitter.

Glitter

Shit

Glitter.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

And I think my head is going to implode.